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By The Numbers

Posted in Uncategorized on September 28, 2008 by frumpunk

I realized this morning that September is my six month blogoversary (I also passed 15,000 hits sometime this week, but I didn’t notice either. It sucks not having internet). So before its over I’ve celebrated by crunching the numbers.

Total views: 15,172

Busiest day: 344 — Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Posts: 74

Comments: 709

Top Five Referrers: 426 314 313 111 104

Number of hits from the search term “i’m sick of being frum”: 20

Number of hits from the search term “you’re too frum”: 3

Number of hits from the search term “shidduch resume”: 21

Number of hits from the search term “obama achashveirosh”: 1

Other interesting search terms that directed to here: “when does boys start to get horney”, “my parents are such bt’s”, “lakewood frum affair”, “how to visit your mother”, “what does heimish mean”, “what does apikorsim mean?”, “tzitzit shirt problems”, “frum girls”, “blank shidduch resume”, “frummer then frum”.

Top five posts:

Things never heard enough on shidduch dates: 368
When Does BT Status Start? 352
Tonight on FOX: When Meshulchim Attack! 284
Seriously? 282
The Most Heimish Post Ever 277

Least loved posts: (To be fair, they’re hardly real posts.)

i need tzedoka for pesach 18
You say “to-mah-to…” 13
On the road 10
More Ears Breaking 8
I am now facebookable. 7

Number of uses of the word “gazombas” in a post: 1

Number of shidduch proposals recieved: 1 (I bet Frum Satire has me beat by a long shot there.)

Posts later deleted: 3

Most incorrectly spelled correctly spelled search term: “any wear you’re frum” (I assume that was meant to read “Anywhere you’re from”.)

Some previous headers that didn’t stay up too long: (Click them for the full size.)

The very first header

The very first header

They love me, they really love me!

They love me, they really love me!

Welcome Ladies…

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2008 by frumpunk

In honor of my blogs mostly female readership I have chosen a more feminine friendly theme.

Who’s up for a banana smoothie?

i need tzedoka for pesach

Posted in Uncategorized on April 17, 2008 by frumpunk

That was one of the search terms used to find this site today. Is there a site out there that doles out money to people? If there is, someone let me know.

My site is evil!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 1, 2008 by frumpunk


After almost a month of blogging my site now has reached the first milestone of 666 views. Of course, there’s only been around 30 comments, which means I have a less than 5% rate of people seeing this stuff and caring enough to say something about it. Interestingly enough, most of my commenter’s are female. So now I wonder if more girls look at blogs or if something about me attracts the ladies.

On a serious note, thank you to everyone who reads this page and thanks to those who comment on my writings, haphazard and juvenile as they might be.

A Frum Punk – Serving the Internet Community Since March.