Facebook Status Generator

I’m just popping in here to tell you about an exciting new product that will revolutionize your live. Try new Vaxicil an.. wait, sorry. Scratch all that. I just want to let you know about a time saving website called Generatus. Basically, you just put in your name and it spits out a funny Facebook status for you to use. This will change everything. For one, you can have people think you’re somewhat funny or off-kilter when you’re not really.

This could land you in trouble of course. For example, suppose you go on a date with someone you met through Facebook. Your status that day was “Frum Punx never takes life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.” (Yes, that’s what it gave me just now). So the date is expecting someone funny, or at least vaguely cynical. And then they get you. And the shidduch is ruined, since if they can’t trust your status to be a reflection of you, what else about you is a lie?

So in conclusion, it’s a powerful tool. Use it wisely.

22 Responses to “Facebook Status Generator”

  1. That is a truly ‘evil’ site. It gave some really good responses but yes, it should be used very wisely.

    Thanks for sharing.

  2. yea, I heard of this one. I thought it was a cool idea, but I wouldn’t try it out for fear of what it might say.

    and btw, u got e-mail notification option? that’s so cool!

    and I finally wrote that post, so now you can see why I was looking through your archive.

  3. You’re welcome WWJ.

    Babysitter: I’ve always had email notification of all comments, but how did you know?
    So thats why you read my archives. Lol, you kept me wondering for ages there. I thought it was for the memes post, but I didn’t see a reason to read my archives.

  4. Also, Generatus doesn’t post them to your facebook. It just spits out a random phrase with your name in front for you to copy and paste. If you like what it says you can write it as your status, so feel free to play around with it.

  5. Frum Punk: Maybe I just haven’t been here for a while so didn’t see before. But usually wordpress doesn’t have that check box, unless you pay for it?
    Anyways, makes life easier now.

    lol, yea sorry for keeping you wondering…

    o, I see, that’s better then, so you get to choose if you actually want to use it. But then it’s like the same thing as the people who copy lyrics of songs or quotations and put them as their status.

    But I’ll take a look.

  6. Oh, you meant for commenters? I didnt know I had that either, they must have just implemented it. Good to know.

  7. yea for commenters.

    I wonder if Moshe knows, he’ll be so happy!

  8. Lol, yes. He complained about it back in the day. Maybe he’ll start commenting again.

  9. Random Question. How do you get the Facebook status widget?

  10. TooYoungToTeach: Click Here or scroll down to the bottom of your profile and you’ll see where it says create profile badge, and click on it. If that’s the status widget your talking about.

  11. tooyoung: If you’re talking about the site I posted, its not a widget, it just generates a status and if you like it you copy and paste it as your facebook status.

  12. Niice… but like the Jewish Side said, I wouldn’t use it because you never know what it might say

  13. hilarious! i just got: Stam always follows her dreams… except the one where she’s at school in her underwear

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